Merch live on Etsy · teethers coming soon

Running on empty.
Raising them full.

Parents are burnt out — and still raising kids with care. Lang Family Co exists for that tension: drained adults, thriving kids.

Dad and home merch is live on Etsy now — tees, aprons, pillows. Next up: cord-free silicone crayon teethers that look like the big kids’ art supplies — so the little one can sit at the table without mom policing every crayon grab.

Safe kids products. No boutique prices. No Amazon junk vibes.

They want what the big kids have.

We’re Nicholas and Anna Lang — parents to three girls, about 7, 4½, and 1, in Mount Prospect, Illinois. Most weeknights look the same: work, then the house, then the kids. It’s busy, loud, and we’re often running on fumes.

At the art table, the pattern never changes. The big ones pull out crayons. The little one reaches for the same sticks — every time. Mom ends up the referee: redirect, swap, watch the mouth, start over. Real crayons get chewed up and destroyed. Everyone’s tired of the tug-of-war.

Lang Family Co started there. We’re building cord-free silicone crayon teethers that look like what the big kids already have — oversized, one-piece, meant to live on the art table. Markers are next. Not clinical jewelry. Not another mystery Amazon multipack. Just a practical middle-class brand that gives mom a break and lets baby join in.

Silicone crayon teethers. Art-table ready.

They want what the big kids have — give them a teether meant for that. Multipacks parents can leave out. Clear materials. No hype. This is not on Etsy yet — join the waitlist for launch news.

Side-by-side: real crayons markers and scissors versus our pastel mixed teether set in the box
Coming soon What the big kids have vs. what we’re making
Pastel mixed teether set in clean packaging — crayon, marker, glue stick, scissors, and phone styles
Coming soon Concept — cord-free silicone crayon teethers for the art table
Coming soon

Look like crayons

Oversized hex crayon silhouette with a blunt tip — familiar to kids, not a medical pendant. Markers next for the same art-table feel.

Coming soon

One-piece. Food-grade.

Platinum-cure food-grade silicone. No BPA, BPS, phthalates, PVC, latex, or lead. Choke-aware design for roughly 18 months to 5 years. CPSIA/ASTM pathway — never “FDA approved,” never a medical claim.

Coming soon

Leave them on the table

Cord-free multipacks made for family life — so baby can join the coloring without mom refereeing every grab. Give her a break.

First in line for crayon teethers.

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